“The Evolution of Quarantine Cocktail Recipes”
Written by Derek Mari (2020) // Published on Little Old Lady
“We, Your Parents, Expect the Whole Family Together for the Holidays Despite the Raging Pandemic”
Written by Derek Mari (2020) // Published on Points in Case
“How To Still Be A Total Hypocrite After Thanksgiving When Black Friday Is Cancelled”
Written by Derek Mari (2020) // Published on Medium
Written by Derek Mari (2020) // Published on Points in Case
"Fictional Characters Who Will Receive the COVID-19 Vaccine Before You"
Written by Derek Mari (2021) // Published on Little Old Lady
“Your Therapist Here, Addressing Your Concerns: Yes, I Hate You”
Written by Derek Mari (2021) // Published on Points in Case
"Quiz: Are You Scheduling An Orgy Or A Post-Vaccine Hang With Friends?"
Written by Derek Mari (2021) // Published on Slackjaw Humor
“Quiz: Re-Entering Society After a Year of Quarantine or After 26 Years Stuck in Jumanji?”
Written by Derek Mari (2021) // Published on Points in Case
"I’m A Disneyland Purist Which Means I Want My Rides Racist"
Written by Derek Mari (2021) // Published on Greener Pastures
“So Sorry for Your Loss, Here's a GIF of Michael Scott from ‘The Office’”
Written by Derek Mari (2022) // Published on Points in Case